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Yesterday I made a snowman
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The snow was good-packing yesterday so my morning kinda went like this:

8:00 I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman too.

8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.

8:25 The vegans two blocks away complained about the carrot noses, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.

8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.

8:42 The cops tell me the broomstick held by the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon.

Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your ASS!”

8:45 Channel 7 and 9 TV news crews show up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs"?; and am called a sexist.

8:52 My phones and computers are seized by the cops and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown 8 blocks to the police station in a helicopter.

9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult, crisis weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.

9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.

Moral: There is no moral to this story.

PS - Please donate towards bail .............

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